Don't be deceived, my obsession has not abated!

I felt SURE my loyal few would be appreciative of a little update on what my favorite Twilight stars have been doing during these past few months. I'm sure you're all quite desperate for this information.

Looking pretty at DVD release parties.

Bulking up and taking riding lessons in a quest to become the perfect Jacob Black.

Dressing fabulously for the Adventureland premiere.

And then there's the matter of a little, insignificant GQ shoot. This wasn't actually my favorite picture, by the way, but I couldn't in good conscience put up a smoking shot.